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Anima Minor Department
Subject Number: 3
Subject Name: Confessionet
Subject Species: Genetically altered ramphorhyncus
Subject Group Classification: Swarm
Size Class: Small to Medium in extreme cases
Threat Class: D alone or in small groups, S when engaging entire flocks of at least 100
Stat Classes:
INT: 7
CON: 3
STR: 2
DEX: 10
Abilities and Traits:
-Flight speed clocked in at 25-30 MPH
-Large interlocking teeth jutting from beak
-Capable of mimicking almost any sound they’ve heard before.
-Capable of emitting a sonic screech which can cause deafness, seizures and death if under the effect for more than a few minutes.
-Can resonate their destructive harmonics together to amplify the effect, capable of shattering glass, cracking rock and warping steel when enough of them are present.
-Highly intelligent creatures, possess a warped sense of humor.
-Utterly loyal to Confessoroc. They provide support and defend him with their lives.

Subject Background:
Confessionets were developed as an experiment with less volatile pterosaur species. Crossed with parrot DNA, the ramphorhyncus became quite intelligent creatures and loved to prank their handlers. The problem was that they bred rather quickly and thus the staff found themselves trying to contain a storm of flying, thieving pranksters. When agitated they quickly fall into a mob mentality and will gang up on their antagonist with the fury of a murder of ravens. Their beaks are lined with sharp teeth that make their attacks even more lethal. Alone a Confessionet is not too dangerous of a threat, one could wring their necks with your bare hands. Its only major offensive weapons are its beak and talons as well as a sonic screech which can stun and deafen a target. It’s only truly lethal if exposed to the screech for extended periods which can rupture ear drums, blood vessels, and internal organs. Confessionets are extremely dangerous in groups, utterly enveloping their target and tearing it to pieces. If pressed they will resonate their sonic screeches together to amplify the effects. The more Confessionets that are in attendance, the stronger the screech will resonate. This creates a powerful wall of sound which can instantly shatter glass, crack rock, and warp metal. Thankfully Confessionets are easily pleased. They like cookies, especially chocolate chip cookies and will go out of their way to obtain them. As long as they aren’t threatened with violence and bribed habitually they remain content. Being capable of mimicking any sound they’ve heard once, Confessionets are one of the few subjects capable of human speech. It is slightly disturbing to hear a typical human voice coming from a flying reptile that has no lips but most the staff have gotten used to the occurrence. While most Confessionets have been introduced to biblical works, they occasionally catch something on the radio or the internet. This leads to a variety of headaches and bouts of laughter as the creatures repeat what they’ve heard. Confessionets are not to be confused with the common mocking bird or even the generic parrot. Their brains are surprisingly well developed and they use what they’ve heard to communicate new topics. Asking them if ‘ Polly wants a cracker’ leads to a variety of creative insults. Thankfully they haven’t been introduced to movies just yet, otherwise they would insist on reenacting what they saw.

Confessoroc is their patriarch, even though he isn’t a Confessionet himself. Whether its hypnotic suggestion or mutual kinship, the Confessionets surround him constantly and will fight to the death to defend him from harm. They will gladly sacrifice themselves to save him if they see that they have to. In the same fashion he is their mighty protector and guardian, any use of the Confessionets goes through him first and any abuse of them is immediately punished either with a humiliating hypnotic suggestion or simply getting eaten. Under his guidance they act as a sort of information relay system being that they are everywhere and see just about everything. They have become instrumental in keeping tabs on the other subjects and various activities within Eden02. They are also necessary for Confessoroc’s strongest attack known as Heaven’s Chord. Confessoroc can also resonate with the Confessionets and this produces a destructive harmonic that practically atomizes any one substance within a very large radius. Its power was first witnessed in the battle between Confessoroc and Babtibaronos; where the concussive power alone blew the titanic sea kaiju onto banks of the Sea of Moses where his ‘enlightenment’ took place. Thankfully Confessoroc had been ordered not to kill and attacked the water itself, effectively dividing the sea as it was dissipated. Father Fang has stated they will be very effective against civilians, infantry and aircraft.
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Minion entry thats long overdue. Enjoy the sketches and the lulz.

-RenDragonClaw

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:iconthunderwolfang:
Cool! :D

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An army of pterosaurs that communicate in a mixture of Biblical verse and netspeak? This is starting to become the best Kaijuverse ever!

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:iconrendragonclaw:
They certainly are, and funny to =).

-RenDragonClaw

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It's not that I don't like society, It's that I've been forced to live out side of it due to the over whelming force of: conservatives, conformists, liberals, republicans, democrats, enviromentalists, terrorists, right wingers, religous zealots, media...
:iconrendragonclaw:
The confessionets are one of my favorite creations. They are like my own little personal army of Aynomous with which I can use as I see fit and they are fun to whip around in my head. I've imagined everything from a PowerPuff Girls parody to a raid on Hollywood that turns into a dance off with Micheal Jackson. I often imagine them badgering various token anime characters for funsies and driving them up a wall. And of course Confessoroc ends up flying in to seal their fate lol ;).

-RenDragonClaw

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It's not that I don't like society, It's that I've been forced to live out side of it due to the over whelming force of: conservatives, conformists, liberals, republicans, democrats, enviromentalists, terrorists, right wingers, religous zealots, media...
:icongregole:
Ahh, l0lcats speak. One of the few memes that's actually entertaining outside the novelty of using a meme.

These guys are gonna be epic fun, no doubt about it. There's SO much potential for hilarity mixed with horror - and isn't that the best kind?

I just have to ask. What's that to the girl's right, up on the top left corner? The first thing that comes to mind is a confessionet wearing a showercap, sitting on top of a sundae.
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In the second AT&T commerical (I think thats the company that sponsored it) the usual texting family drama ensues but this time the grandmother is involved and the mother steals the phone from her hand into order to 'reach' her daughter which just leads to further alienation and humilation for the poor technologically impaired mom.

The Confessionet back there is wearing the grandmother's scalp as a makeshift afro. Which is funny because not only is it real hair, its white and on a freaking pterosaur's head still dripping blood all over the chair she was texting in just a moment ago.

Showercap and sundae work well thogh too :XD: .

-RenDragonClaw

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It's not that I don't like society, It's that I've been forced to live out side of it due to the over whelming force of: conservatives, conformists, liberals, republicans, democrats, enviromentalists, terrorists, right wingers, religous zealots, media...
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I would like to point out that a group of ravens is called an "Unkindness".

Oh and I think Confessoroc finally has someone that can challege him in annoyingness...the only good thing about him was that he was only one, but by shear numbers alone they might even be more annoying.

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"The only reason that one should take the high road is that the lower one is blocked by bodies."-Karl Fiskson
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Confessoroc is as truly irritating as he is BECAUSE he has these little guys flying around him all the time. It gives him a constant audience =D.

"Unkindness" you say. Thats news to me. Is that a new more PC term they came up with recently? Or maybe its just crows that are called a 'murder'. Ravens and crows are different species no matter how similar. I do know that some bird is called a 'murder' when in groups.

-RenDragonClaw

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It's not that I don't like society, It's that I've been forced to live out side of it due to the over whelming force of: conservatives, conformists, liberals, republicans, democrats, enviromentalists, terrorists, right wingers, religous zealots, media...
:iconravensaurs-rex:
True that you can call any songbird belonging to the raven family a "murder", but the species flock name for ravens is "Unkindness" and frankly it just sounds more badass to me.

And no, its not PC.

Oh and in case you hadn't guessed...I'm sort of a bird nut.

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"The only reason that one should take the high road is that the lower one is blocked by bodies."-Karl Fiskson

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